Total Medals Earned: 707 (From 167 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,800 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 8/15 (130/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Survive the third encounter.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Complete the game
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
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Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
You Knocked him out
At least his face looks better now
You won the fight!
His ribs are showing bro!
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/460 points)
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode